Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Congrats on Your Lame Fortune


So, a few nights ago I had Chinese food and got just about the lamest fortune in my fortune cookie. It said:

'A nice cake is waiting for you.'

Seriously?! What the hell kind of fortune is that?! In fact, I've been noticing a serious decline in the fortune-ness of fortune cookies. About a year or two ago, Katy got a fortune cookie without a fortune in it. How anti-climactic is that?! The whole point of Chinese food is the sweet bliss of cracking that fortune cookie in half and seeing that slim piece of paper within. But finding a lame fortune or no fortune at all is just depressing.

To the poor people who have to manufacture the fortunes in the fortune cookie: PLEASE MAKE THE FORTUNES MORE EPIC! Something like this will be better.
It would actually make me laugh and not make me go "What the hell?" And then maybe I'll blog about how great the fortune was!
Oh, and if a nice cake is waiting for me, well then it better damn well be the one shown above or something similar.

 Katy and I after we ran around the new costume store in the mall. Great for pictures but I don't know about having that as my costume...It fogs up if you wear it too long. But it is kind of scary...

Much sunshine,
                    Hana

2 comments:

  1. but fortune cookies aren't asian... they were made in america, lol. I love that fact, don't you?

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